The #BigFatMan - Bearded in White, Coated in Red

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He's a jolly person, and loves a little cinnamon in his milk. The #BigFatMan who makes the news during this time of the year, is a well marketed figure with a past, documented in children's books, and someone we've been reading and listening about through generations! 

Well, let me not be the person to demystify him, for he promises to give everyone gifts, some materialistic, a few simplistic, yet totally spiritualistic. 

The #BigFatMan is a beacon of hope (albeit a huge one!), who's been part of many fables, and has his own toy factory, where he and his elves work over the month of December, to decipher the wishes of over 7 billion people (and growing!), generally shared through telepathic methods. Talk about data analytics, and deep learning being put into good use. 

The #BigFatMan ensures that people thrive on hope, and in the process ensure that they perform acts of kindness to maintain the equilibrium of life, which includes love, sincerity and righteousness. 

The #BigFatMan hardly uses a trimmer, and allows his beard to grow long and shaggy, seldom exercises and allows his rotund figure, to stay on, which has become his el natural look. 

The #BigFatMan loved his sleighs, one-horsed or flock of reindeer pulled, since after the first thrust, it emits magic dust, that fills the skies with both glitter and sparkling light; signifying hope!

The #BigFatMan has a lot of charm, which works on the kids, mid-aged women, the uber chic ladies; and some middle aged potbellied men too! #AllWantPresents 

Yet, as the #BigFatMan and his elves work overtime during the winter (especially December), he gets to know that most of his followers have just one carol on their lips - "All I need for Christmas Is You!"

Ah, trust in humanity reinstated, and before you know it, he climbs down chimneys, sips warm cinnamon milk, gnaws on couple of cookies, and leaves gifts for everyone across the globe! 

Remember, the #BigFatMan shall always love you, the community, the city, the country, the continent, the United Nations and of course, the whole of humanity; that is brimming with love, and simmering on the warmth that makes relationships worth cherishing! 

The #BigFatMan - A myth, reality, figment of imagination! Ah, we just love to jingle all the way. 

#BigFatManLove by @harryrockerz